The Kingdom of Agate Crosner is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning armadillo population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.195 billion Agate Crosnerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The Agate Crosnerian economy, worth 252 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,236 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, all footpaths have tollbooths, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime is well under control. Agate Crosner's national animal is the armadillo.

Agate Crosner is ranked 179,052^nd in the world and 2,924^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.